Ok, that's enough. It's not funny any more. I've fallen over, walked for miles, frozen ... well you know. And I haven't ridden my Scooter for three weeks!
It's not the temperature, just the state of the roads; she isn't designed as a snow plough. Still there's a whole lotta thawing going on today, so things is lookin' good.
What is amazing is the inability of the English to be able to cope with the snow. I appreciate it's the worst we've had in the south for at least 30 years, but the whole country went into hibernation!
We hardly saw any gritting, or snow ploughs (or even tractors with buckets) but we survived!